Adult jokes

(1)
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip
khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi

Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to
bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga

(2)

Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo...

(3)

My favorite

aalam ye tha ki vo mujhe deti na thi.........jabaab maeri baat ka

jab usne mujhe diya to mera tan gaya.........royan royan jajbaat ka

usne kaha itni bedardi se mat ghusao.........balon mai fool gulaab ka

maine to ghusaya hi tha ki mera.........nikal gaya patta patta gulaab ka

(4)

Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye?
Murge wala: Rs 50, Rs 40, Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10 itna sasta kyo?

Saab ise aids hai....
Santa: de do mujhe khana hai
GAND thodi marna hai!

(5)

Husband: Jee karta hai ki
tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya padosi ghusengey?

(6)

Sab se pehle use kiss karo,
Phir Bistar per leta do,
Phir dono tange upar uthar kar,
Neeche haath laga kar dekho,
agar bache ne susu kiya
hai to diapar badal do!!

(7)

bus mai jagah kam hone par
ek uncle ne ek ladki ko god
mai bidha liya Thidi der bad
ladki jhatke se uthi aur
boli uncle: ya to use bitha lo ya mujhe.

(8)

Ek bus mai ladke or ladkiyo ki teem antakshri khelne ke liyebani
Ladkiya:ham tumko hara kar dikhayenge
Ladke:ham haar gaye chalo ab dikhao.

(9)

Beti:- man ladke aa rahe hai
Man:-Beti ab ghar ke andar chalo
Beti:-Man vinay bhi saath mai aa raha hai
Man:- tab to kutiya or bakri ko bhi andar le aao.

(10)

Hakikat samjho ya afsaana apna samajho ya begana
Hamara aapse rista hai purana isliye farj tha aapko
batana ki sardiyan suru ho gayi hai har roz mat nahana.

(11)

Pati patni se :- Dekho munna ro raha hai use chup kara do.
Patni gusse mai pati se: - tum hi chup kara do , mai ise dahej mai nahi laayi thi
Pati: - mai bhi ise baraat mai nahi le gaya tha.

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